Captain Kermit Sparrow is ready for anything.  He is suave and dashing.  I would so go see "Pirates of the Amphibian, at Wits End"  You so know you would to.  This parody poster can be found in the line Que at the Muppet Vision 3-D, along with others.  They do change them out from time to time so keep an eye out for your favorite Muppet, starting in his own movie.